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trump is bad for America -


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fauxnews - May 29, 2016, 12:44 pm
...well, Chris, who is paying you to lie about Hillary and insecurely spread false quotes about her? 66825 "Adding" stuff 'she never said' because it 'helps' your cause http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-stupid-quote/
JohnGalt - May 28, 2016, 5:45 pm
The Soros handlers, are telling the paid protestors to cut that stuff out because it hurts their cause...
Cyberhagen - May 28, 2016, 1:45 pm
Or, if the American flag actually is there, they're stomping on it and/or burning it. Because that's relevant to their "protest".


ALFRED E. NEUMAN FOR PRESIDENT!! - He cannot possibly do any worse than the other candidates running..


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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:00 pm
He's still better than the turkeys on the menu.


LIBERAL HYPOCRITE MICHELLE OBAMA - Princess Letizia of Spain, Carla Bruni of France and our first lady Michelle Obama Which one says we have to watch our fats?


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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:21 pm
You're a special kind of stupid


THE EXPERTS AGREE - gun control works


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ipaprime - September 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
you eed to remove Qaddafi from the line up cause it didnt work for him


Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




JOKE'S OVER - Bring on the REAL President. Obama: One Word Joke. Obama Is A Clown But He Isn't Funny. Are We Over Obama Yet? Four More? Are You Insane?


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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:23 am
This is a little funny. Mostly because of that classic R. Lee Ermey stare


VEHICLES - Kill people!




DAWN OF THE DEMOCRATS - "vote early, and vote post-mortem"




Illegal Parasites -




LIBERAL DEBATES - LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! STOP CONFUSING ME WITH FACTS! FOX NEWS LIES AND MEDIA MATTERS SAID YOU'RE A POO-POO HEAD! SHUT UP! I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


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GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 6:26 am
Timely


THE NAVY SEALS REMOVED - one Muslim threat to America! It's up to the voters to remove the other in 2012!


TAGS: obama islam muslim jihad
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RonaldReagan - February 1, 2014, 3:51 pm
Are you listening America?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2012, 12:19 pm

Really? You may be the first person to point that out. How observant of you.
Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 2:43 am
Did anyone else notice Obama's middle name is Hussein? Sounds muslim.


I'LL SEE YOUR JIHAD - and raise you a Crusade.


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Renza - October 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Depending on the topic yes it has, I'd argue that it's often the result of those who broke away from religion though, or at least ceased making it their primary focus. Though western civ has been killing itself forever as well. so, it's a bit too general
Scramblus - October 2, 2013, 3:28 pm
Western civilization has been something of a success overall I think.
Renza - October 1, 2013, 11:50 pm
To be fair, historically speaking, just about everything a**ociated with Christanity can be considered a failure one way or another.
Scramblus - October 1, 2013, 1:06 am
Ah yes although admittedly since it's initial aim was to liberate Jerusalem, it could also be consider the most spectacular of failures.
Curlyrocks - September 30, 2013, 6:13 pm
Not all of them, there was that one when they didn't even make it to Jerusalem and attacked Constantinople instead. Not sure who won but since it was Christian on Christian i am certain the Christians won.
Scramblus - September 30, 2013, 5:39 pm
....you realize we lost all of the crusades right?


Bernie the Sadistic Pervert -


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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:11 am
Jeb my he drop out of the race Bush is a better candidate than Bernie.
Cannabal - May 29, 2015, 5:37 pm
Still a better candidate than ANYONE else.


moving to canada -


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truthteller - March 16, 2016, 2:03 pm
66094 was hilariously rebuked by 66179 www.politifake.org/liberal-logic-trump-wins-florida-missouri-primaries-politics-66179.html
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2016, 10:45 pm

Pass. We've reached our quota of hipster douchbags..


" I WOULD WEAR ONE. " - I think that picture of our President refusing to place his hand over his heart should be made into a t-shirt.




It's A Sad State Of Affairs -




Donald Trump Clothing: Made In China -




DIPLOMACY - Ironic that Republicans once dealt with a man who would later be likened to Hitler as justification for war.


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realogic - February 9, 2013, 10:56 am
Odd how conservatives forgot how they armed Iran in the firt place. So you armed Iran then armed Iraq. Is there a pattern emerging here or is it just me?
GrouchoMarxist - September 16, 2012, 6:31 am
Odd how libs forget the other side was Iran......
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:53 am
Typo: 'denied' (didn't delete the y)
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:52 am
Nobody denyied that the US supported Saddam in his fight with Iran (at the time a bigger threat). Sometimes you have to support the lesser of 2 evils. At the time, there wasn't a way to know how dangerous Saddam would become. Ms. Cleo wasn't on the staff.
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 12:38 am
http://www.iranchamber.com/history/articles/arming_iraq.php Sorry, I guess I ran out of room...
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 12:37 am
after this meeting America started to supply Saddam with WMD's & the machinery to make them. Thats why they knew Iraq had them & were persistent on attacking.They thought they were there. http://www.iranchamber.com/history/articles/arming_iraq.ph
falconfan00 - September 3, 2012, 10:46 pm
How many times did Saddam break the UN peace agreement post-Desert Storm that required him to allow WMD inspectors into Iraq? Or did you even know that it happened? I'll give you a hint - it's in double digits.


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LIBERAL TO DO LIST -


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Scramblus - October 5, 2013, 6:06 pm
I see you're still quite upset after your mutually embarrassing argument with basically a liberal version of you so I'm not mad. I'll even forget you're post didnt really relate to anything. my jimmies are unrustled.
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:26 am
I see you couldn't come up with an intelligent comment, so you just spew whatever crosses your little mind, eh? (I added the "eh?" so that mooo would understand the sentence a little better)
Scramblus - October 5, 2013, 3:34 am
Considering the number of posts on this site b****ing endlessly about liberals.....pot calling the kettle black anyone?


Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Barry Soetoro -




DING DONG - The wicked witch is dead...(politically)




OBAMA ZOMBIES - No, they are not after brains, they have an insatiable hunger for entitlements.




RESPECT -


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RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:14 pm
Brought a tear to my ear. Another keeper. Sending this to my son. Going on my wall.


BARRY'S GIRLS - SOMEBODY ELSE MADE THIS HAPPEN


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GrouchoMarxist - March 6, 2013, 6:46 am
I hear that libs believe women only think they're being ra**d.
realogic - February 9, 2013, 11:01 am
Oh and also as far as the economy. Who is the genius that decided welfare as good enough to own a home? I'm not defending either side, but that was a huge reason for the recession. Oh yeah and credit cards that have it so anyone can have one.
realogic - February 9, 2013, 11:00 am
Hey Groucho I'd love to hear your intellectual defense on th republican candidates who support the idea of legitimate ra**. Please would love hear your philosophical viewpoints on that.
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 1:32 am
I'm stull waiting for any liberal to attempt an intellectual defense of Obama's policies and those Bush policies that crashed the economy... Even so to call obama into question one is labeled racist... They got nothing else.
arnnatz - September 27, 2012, 1:18 am
We should probably start counting the number of times rt relies on the race card when he has nothing (which is at least 95% of the time)
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:17 am
Wow stool, is that all you've got?
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 1:18 am
What else do the voices tell you?
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 1:04 am
Yeah, because accusing little girls of being b-asterd children = REAL CLASSY. Nice one. And this year's winner of the AWARD for MOST EPIC FAIL goes to GrouchoMarxist:Professional Internet Sociopath! LOL. Thanx for playing! Woot! And that's a wrap folks!
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:59 am
#4 on comments.. Can I call Marm?
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:59 am
P.S. Thanks for FINALLY proving my point. ;-) P.P.S. PWN'D...Good nite.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:58 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO):After saying just a day ago how I plan to ignore "Romneyisatool" and take the hide road, I just simply can't do it. He's too good at this. He just PISSES ME OFF TOO MUCH! HULK MAD! *ROAR* SMASH PUNY LIBERAL!!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:57 am
I'm not attacking the girls, as our faux outrage crowd claims. I'm calling into question our impotent president's ability to cause conception...
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:57 am
LOL...Ah, I see. So that 'really' hit a nerve with you. Hmmmm. Will remember that moving forward. *sinister laugh*
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:55 am
TRANSLATION:After saying just a day ago how I plan to ignore "Romneyisatool" and take the hide road, I simply just can't do it. He's too good at this. He just PISSES ME OFF TOO MUCH! HULK MAD! *ROAR* SMASH PUNY LIBERAL!!!!
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:52 am
TRANSLATION(Groucho):After spending all day denying that I was attacking Obama's children, what the heck,I'll just double down and attack his kids again anyways.I'll throw in a dash of h-omophobia in for good measure too.You got me guys! Yes, I was lying
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:50 am
4th. I took his words and applied to the concept "Someone else" is the father of those kids. Why don't you faux outrage libs call this racist instead? Mooo already fired blanks in calling it "Hatred"..
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:49 am
Sacred ground? AHAHAHAHAHAA...This from a guy (you) who makes derogatory jokes about how a man fathered his children & attacks Obama's race by hiding behind phony claims about his birth certificate. That's like a call-girl calling other women promiscuous.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:49 am
TRANSLATION(tool): I'm completely incapable of being intelligent or posting a logical position so I lie about other posters in a vain attempt to feel better about myself. Why didn't daddy love me?? WAAAAAAAAAH! (Ignore this pathetic little troll/tool)
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:48 am
2nd.. How many times has bamster forgot his children's ages, names, and genders? All seriousness aside.. I want to see their birth certificates. 3rd.. There is a spectre that some believe he is g**.
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:45 am
1st.. If we create or build something we did it.. It's personal. Our sacrifice helped us attain it. Anyone saying different they are stepping on sacred ground.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:44 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO): I'm an enabler to internet sociopaths. Call it "Battered Troll syndrome." When Groucho walks into a room, I stand to attention. SCHWING!
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:40 am
claiming that he didn't father those girls. If that's the case, the poster implies that he's their father and owners built their businesses. Did I capture that correctly?
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:39 am
Groucho, if I may cut through the comments on this thread. Was the intent of this poster to compare Obama's 'you didn't build that' to his fatherhood? Meaning, your position is that his claim that business owners didn't build their company as false as
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:34 am
It's been shared 15 times without a hint of complaint or comment until today. Now it's 8th in comments and heded up the chart like a bullet. You faux outrage libs amaze me..
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:32 am
Made this on 7/18/12.. No comments until today and completely missed by the faux outrage crowd... Sorta like the Mohhammed movie... Libs and muslims have this faux selective outrage thing going on
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:09 am
Oh, considering that these are the words from a coward (you),your dare has about as much weight and strength behind it as you would find in an anorexic ballerina.You have no credibility on this site as demonstrated by this thread & your embarrassing spins
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:04 am
LOL You are the biggest coward on this site. We dared you to bet us that Romney would win and you ran away like the scared little chicken you are. Ever hear the saying it takes one to know one? They were thinking about you when they wrote that.BUK!BWAK!
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 11:50 pm
It would be good if you'd just answer the qyestion anstead of being king of COWARD and answer... Roads or business?
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 10:33 pm
Either you just don't get it, or, you just refuse to get it. Define irony. This should be good.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 10:04 pm
Man up... Did we not build the roads or the business? Spin spin spin..... Still miss the irony?
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
*at*
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
Still offended and your own inability to understand context are you?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 9:30 pm
Roads or businesses.... Man up
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 8:46 pm
Look another share... Where's Marm? This things been here all this time and you guys are sending it over the top.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:50 pm
Groucho says,"it was 4.06 with 14 shares on facebook" TRANSLATION: Groucho got a speeding ticket today for driving his 80's panelvan all over town to every internet cafe he could find just so he could give his poster 5 Ls from different IP addresses.
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 7:42 pm
...of course, you're the type of person who gets offended anytime someone tells the truth about something. But if that's the case, the problem is not the speaker, but rather, the listener.
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 7:41 pm
All those people who got offended by Obama's inoffensive 'you didn't build that' comment, were merely looking for another reason to be offended. If they'd put those four words in context, there's absolutely no reason whatsoever to be offended. Unless...
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:38 pm
Groucho says,"I have a sharp eye for wit and humor..." *spits out coffee on my computer* What?!?! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *rolls on the floor laughing* Ladies and gentleman! Meet the only person in the world who believes this...his name is GrouchoMarxist!
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:33 pm
GrouchoMarxist = Marms's greatest fan. LMAO
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:32 pm

You were just giving another member a hard time last week for talking like that. Save up those points and you can buy yourself a puppy ....or a soul.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:24 pm
It's already jumped 10 points on the comment scale to #30... Keep those cards and letters coming.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:17 pm
Look at the score.. until a couple you 1 pointers sniped it was 4.06 with 14 shares on facebook. You appear to miss the irony of dear leaders words... Just because you got miffed means nothing to me. You live in a permenant state of miffed. odd that
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:14 pm

I don't need to defend the position that its cheap and pathetic to question the parentage of a mans daughters. Any decent person knows that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:11 pm

No one on this thread agrees with you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:10 pm

And I'm saying that all you have is cheap sh**s. Which is a pretty low form of comedy. ....there's that word "low" again, funny how often that word comes up when discussing your behaviour.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:09 pm
Not to mention that a lot of people agree with me.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:52 pm
You saying it's "Hatred" is you saying you can't defend your position... It says I have a sharp eye for wit and humor...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:50 pm
But while we're at it... There's a bunch of people who worked their b***s off and took offense at dink in chiefs comments re "You didn't build that"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:48 pm

It's not humour, it's hatred. And it's petty and small. What does that say about you as a person?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:48 pm
I was getting worried that I needed to a (ahem) explain a few things to you.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:46 pm
d***, Skippy. Did the lights come on? You did pay attention in health class didn't you... Apparently a lot of people here.. (sans yourself) saw the humor and shared it on facebook. Don't know what that says about your intellect...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:43 pm

You're saying that Obama didn't father his children. That would be attacking his whole family. Cheap sh**s are the reason that no one takes you seriously. Even the other conservatives here are embarrassed by you.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:41 pm
I see the one point snipers dropped me 0.11 but you did vote and the commentary drives up the numbers too...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
I'm curious as to where I'm attacking "his" girls? (That's a clue if you paid attention in health class)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:32 pm

Nothing you've said explains how the poster is ironic or sarcastic. Do you know what ironic or sarcastic means?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
Ok, but your father should be the one to tell you..... it starts with the birds and the bees.....
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
17 votes to boot...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:28 pm

So what? That doesn't relate to your poster whatsoever. Why waste time with all these petty little things? Say something that matters.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:28 pm
4.06/5 on votes and 14 shares... This poster's been around around awhile and meets general approval... You still miss the point... Color me surprised.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:24 pm
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2012/05/twice-in-2-days-obama-says-my-sons-when.html
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
Oh please... You mean your father didn't tell you?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 6:19 pm
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar. What else is an internet sociopath like me supposed to do? Better than going postal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:13 pm

Explain how this is sarcastic or ironic and not just a cheap sh** at a man's family.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 5:35 pm
And it's never been how low I go... Remember that
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 5:34 pm
I'm always amazed how sarcasm and irony are missed by you intelligent people..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 5:25 pm

Nobody missed the point. We're all very aware of how low you'll sink. It must be lonely down there in the gutter.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 4:59 pm
And thanks for completely missing the point...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 4:52 pm
Glad you all approve..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm

Poor taste. No surprise. 1L
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:51 pm
Agreed.These sociopathic haters think they are hurting Obama,yet they are giving him a gift.This is why Romney is losing.Moderate voters see this and say,"I don't want these Tea-bag psychos in control of my country. I'm gonna go with the calm black man!"
Cyberhagen - September 23, 2012, 12:16 pm
God knows I want Obama out of office, but picking on his daughters? To me that crosses a line. Even if the libs did that to Bush's girls, you don't want to stoop to their level.


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thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 12:17 am
TP was hijacked everywhere
JGalt - November 10, 2012, 12:02 am
seems to me in Southern California that the Tea party was hijacked by mainstream Rinos.


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crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 7:30 pm
And if you think you can leverage my earlier comments about Gingrich, which I've already explained to you several times, into some sort of retraction on my behalf, or even continue to use it as a distraction, or as a 'way out' for yourself, you're wrong.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 7:28 pm
The only logic that applies here is that earlier you said could prove I was a racist, and that anyone still paying attention to this, is waiting on you to provide your proof. The last 36 or so hours, is just you trying to wiggle your way out of doing it.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 6:04 pm
so you admit that your stupidity with gingrich concerning the moon base/typical republican was bull****? Otherwise, it means the "logic" applies here and you are a racist. Don't be a dumbass, just admit you screwed the pooch
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 6:03 pm
you really need to look at some postings that were earlier than that. I know, I know, your mom doesn't want to read that many postings to you, but you come off as dumb as fauxnews otherwise
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 3:45 pm
... why you think it could work.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 3:44 pm
Thank you for admitting that you don't believe I'm a racist. As for your attempt to try and extort a retraction from me, GFY, rookie. The Donald Trump playbook only works if the person you're talking to is a mindless dolt. Which probably explains...
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 3:38 pm
My goodness you are a dumb one, aren't you arnnatz?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:28 pm
since it would no longer be valid
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:27 pm
It's really simple cranky. All you have to do is say you were wrong and your gingrich moon base statement was wrong and I will retract my statement accusing you of racism. Otherwise, you are admitting that you are a racist.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:18 pm
so you admit that you are a racist? Or do you say that your gingrich a***ogy was just plain bull****? C'mon cranky, it's one or the other. No diversions, just answer the question.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:17 pm
*to show*
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:16 pm
Nope, but I don't have to, I used your "logic" that you are a racist
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:11 pm
Y'know, staying on topic? Remember?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:10 pm
Your comment #43551, arnnatz. That's what we're discussing. So show me a comment or a poster of mine that proves my alleged racism, or STFU.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:09 pm
Really? You've shown a comment or a poster of mine on politifake that is racist? No you haven't, you're lying.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:07 pm
I've proven it, you're just too ignorant to admit it or maybe too ignorant to see it
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:07 pm
He stated: "In Israel-where my family is ORIGINALLY from..." You really should try reading what people type once in a while arnnatz.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:05 pm
You're such an idiot. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:05 pm
funny, you stated in one the early posts by you that you were a brit, now you claim you are israeli. Odd how it changes when it suits you
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:05 pm
I've proved your racism, unless you claim your gingrich a***ogy about the typical republican was wrong. Is that what you are saying?
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 2:04 pm
@arntHEnutz:I told you before thats why your Austin Powers jokes make me giggle,mate.Im Israeli in origin. My family moved to England when i was a child.Your not so dense.We discussed this in comments weeks ago.I make funs of native Brits w/the best of em
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:00 pm
nothing like skewing facts or anything. Is make****upistan really where you come from? I thought you claimed to be a brit?!? You obviously know nothing about any comments that were made or you wouldn't attempt to make those bogus statement stick
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:58 pm
Are you planning on playing the victim card now arnnatz? That would be, for lack of a better word, predictable.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:58 pm
Yes, what about it?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:57 pm
yeah, right, remember the moderator (get out of jail free ) b***on you had at one time?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:57 pm
Distractions. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 1:56 pm
@Cranky.."Or we could talk about how you claim to collect $250K a year on veterans disability" For real, mate? Is this POS impersonating an American soldier? In Israel-where my family is originally from-you would get flogged,just for starters.How sad
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:56 pm
cranky, are you saying that you were full of **** when you made the gringrich a***ogy?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:56 pm
Hey arnnatz, A) you're the guy accusing others of being racists. I'd say that you're pretty much over that line yourself. B) I didn't have you banned. I wouldn't have you banned. I enjoy helping you make yourself look like the moron you are. Daily.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:55 pm
really? Can you show any statements by me where I questioned his birthplace? I knew you couldn't.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:54 pm
No, it has nothing to do with it. It is a distraction. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:54 pm
and, cranky, i'll remind you of the latest rules on name calling and ask that you refrain from it. Remember when you had me banned for a day for calling you a name? turnabout is fair play.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:53 pm
It has everything to do with it. Your "logic" applies to defining "typical"
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:52 pm
sorry, that was 43529
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:51 pm
run for prime minister? Oh, my, I guess that make you a gap-toothed racist
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:51 pm
Your turn, fauxnews. You stated in 43259 you implied that republicans are racist and used the same thing that I just used on cranky. Can you name a black prime minister of britain? Can you name a black that has been nominated by a major polical party to
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 1:50 pm
@arentHEnutz-America isnt racist...just the part of America that you belong to, one that calls him a Kenyan born Muslim socialist when he's really a moderate liberal Christian capitalist.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:49 pm
Gingrich has nothing to do with this conversation you colossal dimwit. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:49 pm
...commons, so that the PM coud be on the floor for the debates.
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 1:48 pm
@arentHEnutz-Were aren't saying America is racist, wanker, we're just saying you are.America clearly isn't racist now, they reelected a black Pres.But you are/were for not standing by your 1st Black President and resorting to birther attacks to defeat him
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:48 pm
The leader of whichever party wins the most ridings, gets to be PM. The PM can even lose his own riding, and still be PM. But this doesn't happen a lot. One of the other people in his/her party would surrender their seat to him/her in the house of...
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:47 pm
The cranky gingrich a***ogy, unless you deny it is correct, proves that you are a racist with the statements that I just showed you. Prove it wrong or state that you were full of **** about the gingrich statement. or B) STFU
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:47 pm
Now back to the conversation: A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:46 pm
Their party wins the most ridings.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:46 pm
So, second verse, same as the first: A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:46 pm
enlighten me. How does a person become prime minister in canada if not by obtaining the most votes?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:45 pm
Hey dummy, Gingrich and Canada have nothing to do with you proving that I've made racist comments or racist posters here on politifake. This whole thread only proves your willingness to distract from an accusation that you uttered, once pressed.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:45 pm
So, tell me, cranky. Do you vote for your prime minister or is he chosen by some random person in your country?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:44 pm
*your*
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:44 pm
Just to be clear, Canadian PM's aren't elected the same way as American Presidents. But you barely know how your own government works, I can't fault you for being completely ignorant as to how other countries governments work.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:43 pm
Kind of sucks when you draw an ignorant conclusion elsewhere and have it thrown back in yoru face, doesn't it?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:42 pm
are you denying that you are a canadian? Or are you denying your gringich a***ogy is correct?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:42 pm
Once you get it out of there and wiped off, then A) Prove my alleged racism. or B) STFU.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:41 pm
How does Canada never having a black primeminister, prove that I've made racist comments and racist posters on politifake? Please pull your empty head out of your @$$.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:40 pm
my apologies to moo+ or any other canadian that is not known as crankyhead
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:40 pm
WTF are you talking about?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:39 pm
There has never been a black prime minister of canada. Therefore, you are a racist since you are a typical canadian. Your logic, eat it now
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:38 pm
OK, it's easy now. You are a typical canadian. The typical canadian never votes for a black for prime minister - the only reason can be racism. The proof: there has never been a black person nominated by a major canadian political party for prime minister
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:29 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm
prime ministers of canada
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm
I just did. Unless you are willing to admit that you were full of **** about "the typical republican" and the base on the moon. because that applies directly to whether or not you can be labelled a racist based on the discussion about the number of black
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm
Of course you'd be happy to discuss it. That would mean that you wouldn't have to keep dancing around your lies.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:26 pm
yes, i would be more than happy to discuss that one. Do you want to play that one?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:26 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:25 pm
Or, y'know, you could point to the proof you said you had, outlining my racism? You know, staying on topic?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:25 pm
so, unless you admit that your a***ogy about gingrich was incorrect and statistically ignorant, we can use that to show that your are a racist misogynist.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:24 pm
Or we could talk about how you claim to collect $250K a year on veterans disability. Should we have that discussion?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:23 pm
or we can apply your a***ogy about Gingrich and the moon bases indicating the typical republican to this discussion, right?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:23 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:23 pm
Dumbass, I know that the answer is zero. Everyone knows that the answer is zero. What does that prove exactly?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:22 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:22 pm
google can show you the exact number. zero, zilch, nada, none, never happened. No non-white or female prime ministers. Can you provide a link to disprove that statement?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:21 pm
exactly, but we can move the discussion to that if you would like. Or you can answer my questions about non-white and women prime ministers of canada. or you can continue being the clown that you've shown yourself to be
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:20 pm
Where's your proof? I'll address your distractions, once you back up what you said.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:19 pm
So, I take it you don't know how many non-whites or women have been elected prime minister of canada?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:19 pm
Racism is just one form of bigotry, fool.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:18 pm
Or I can just keep asking you to prove your accusation, and you can keep dancing around it like a fool for another 24 hours. That course of action seems like it would suit you better. So how about it, where's your proof?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:16 pm
would you like a sh** at that one instead?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:15 pm
If you'd like, we can move the conversation to your bigotry instead of your racism
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:15 pm
and you have the balls to come here and lecture the US on racism.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:14 pm
that was elected. You've never had a non-white that won a major party nomination for prime minister.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:14 pm
and you've never had a non-white or woman prime minister.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:13 pm
so, you come from a country of racists - keep the minorities and women out of the prime minister's position, but you aren't racist, right?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:13 pm
That is correct. She didn't win an election.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:12 pm
So with that in mind, either A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. I really shouldn't have to tell you this for the twelfth time.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:12 pm
wait, the one woman who was prime minister wasn't elected, didn't she take over when Mulroney resigned
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:11 pm
...then, you'll be able to respect others.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:11 pm
I take it you think it makes you look good to hang empty accusations out there? At least when I accused you of multi-accounting, I didn't stop digging until the proof came to light. You should maybe learn to respect yourself first arnnatz. Maybe...
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:10 pm
A) answer the question or B) STFU
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:09 pm
let's change it up some. How many minorities have been prime minister of canada?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:09 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:08 pm
So, i take it you don't want to answer my questions? How many black prime ministers of canada?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 12:57 pm
Is that what you think? Adorable. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:56 pm
Oops, you did have one, but she lost her bid for a second term.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:56 pm
How about women? How many women have been elected prime minister of canada?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:52 pm
TRANSLATION: I got my a** handed to me by arnnatz again. I'll just whine and cry and beg off because every prime minister of canada has been white and I can't keep calling republicans racist any more. waaaaaah!
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 12:51 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 12:50 pm
I'm not interested in your distractions arnnatz.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:50 pm
what's the matter cranky? can't come up with any non-whites that have been prime minister of canada?


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RonaldReagan - February 7, 2017, 1:15 am
Comey rhymes with commie. Karma or coincidence?
Cyberhagen - July 9, 2016, 1:03 pm
LOL!


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calron - June 7, 2015, 2:26 pm
How can that paper tiger support his weight?


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cptobvious - May 5, 2014, 1:31 am
Of course. You are entitled to your opinion. Don't let others deter you from speaking your mind. Thank you for your feedback.
cptobvious - May 5, 2014, 1:30 am
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Same as you.
cptobvious - May 5, 2014, 1:19 am
Why do you write just like/and sound just like/ username: AuntieLiberal? http://www.politifake.org/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=8420
EmmaRoydes - May 5, 2014, 12:33 am
You do realize that poster is from 2011, right? And, yes, everyone knows that it was a joke
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 11:59 pm
Please tell me you're joking, you know that status isn't real


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Why Can't Liberals Understand This??? -




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RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:29 pm
The only good thing this President ever did.


Hillary's Spinmeisters -




THE JOKE'S OVER. - Now Bring Out The Real President.


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RonaldReagan - June 20, 2015, 3:06 pm
We are laughing at you, not with you, Barry.


Hillary explains the San Bernadino shootings -




STOOGES - When they outlive their usefulness, you can resign them or lynch them.




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REPUBLICANS - Coming up with real solutions, and not bread-and-circus entitlements.




ADVANTAGE: PUTIN -


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RonaldReagan - February 7, 2017, 12:52 am
Ain't this the truth. Prophetic.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:16 am
Under Bush, America had a military capable of fighting on two fronts, did security ops in Kosovo and the Balkans, and Iran/ North Korea could not get nukes. Obama effectively "killed" 20-25% of the military in two years. This IS all Obama's fault.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:09 am
Nope....however J, feel free to join the United States Army as a combat infantryman and be prepared to fight Obama's new Cold War against Russia if you feel so strongly about it...you know, before we come and draft you..
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:06 am
Funny how the same people who quickly blamed Bush for everything are now saying "Blaming Obama is too easy, too political, too partisan and, most importantly, won't fix the problem" My six pesos.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:06 am
Russia did not become aggressive until 1)Obama promised the Russians he would weaken our military 2) Obama then gutted our military to below 1939 numbers 3) Obama gutted all missile defense systems.
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:30 pm
Putin is prosecuting homo***uals in Russia, forcing them to register, eerily similar to circa 1030's Germany, and treating stray animals better than homo***uals doesn't make you upset even the slightest?
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:29 pm
Thank you, although I don't agree with your opinion on Obama, it takes more than one person to screw something up
fauxnews - May 4, 2014, 9:44 pm
In other words, the wannabe faux-warriors running this country for the last 14+ years have hurt America. Blaming Obama is too easy, too political, too partisan and, most importantly, won't fix the problem.
fauxnews - May 4, 2014, 9:29 pm
...And ***k Cheney ran away like a little coward 5+ times from the draft, using acne as one of his excuses. Blaming Obama for all the nation's military woes scapegoats him too much.The nation was f--d militarily long before O. My 2 cents.
fauxnews - May 4, 2014, 9:27 pm
Obama is as dim a bulb as you'll find in a pack.But the idiot who really weakened the nation was Bush.His war embarrassed & ruined USA's rep.Bush himself was too cowardly to serve the draft and let his daddy get 'em off his high lottery# into the draft...
foxrecon19d - May 4, 2014, 5:02 pm
The fact that Barack Obama, an obvious weak and gutless leader, weakened America so much that Obama allowed Putin to do it, is even more sickening
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:20 pm
The fact that you're promoting Putin, an obvious ruthless dictator is sickening


AMERICANISM - “When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and waving a cross."


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kellyvanrijn - May 4, 2015, 8:37 pm
obama, pelosi, reid, schumer, boxer, biden, clinton, menendez, feinstein, franken...


REPUBLICANS - Somehow thinking that by supporting the 1%, someday they'll be the 1%.




Obama Blames Global Warming For ISIS & Boko Haram -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




NERMAL - While Osama remains at large, the United States did succeed finding a very cute cat in Abu Dhabi.




JOE BIDEN QUOTE - "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical." (the American dead would disagree)




SINGLE SHOT WEAPON - Doesn't mean safer than fully automatic weapon.




IF ONLY AL CAPONE - would have known he just had to say he's sorry for tax evasion like an Obama Cabinet appointee!


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RonaldReagan - June 20, 2015, 2:59 pm
He really did look like DeNiro


Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -




21.1% UNEMPLOYMENT FOR RECENT GRADUATES - I guess if there's no work to drive to, then that'll make you a safer driver.




Liberal Hypocrisy -




APRIL FOOLS -




UNIONS AND DEMOCRATS: - Doing For America What They Did To Detroit. Since when is COMMUNISM progressive? A Welfare State is NOT "progress." End the Obamination. End Welfare: $$hut Down the DEMOCRAT$$!


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starryeyedguy - September 7, 2012, 10:12 am
Interesting choice of visuals to blame Obama. That b&w snapsh** looks to be from the 1960s - we've had a lot of presidents since then, both democrat and republican. FAIL


VERMIN SUPREME - Democrats running for president; God Bless their pointy little heads




"ALLEN WEST VERSUS OBAMA " - Guess Who's the Leader, And who's the community organiser?




" ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE " - Assistant Surgeon General Ali S. Khan, Urges Americans to Prepare for ‘Zombie Apocalypse’




Hildebeast & the New York Slimes -


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OTC - June 10, 2015, 12:10 pm
If she had a papergirl, Hillary would have paid her less than the paperboy, like she did with her female staffers
PeteofSanJose - June 10, 2015, 11:34 am
No no no. She didnt donate to the NY Times. That was her subscription rate!! The paper boy/girl needed a livable wage, so Hill took it upon herself to provide it.


BRUCE CAMPBELL - Your future president?


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RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 10:40 am
Yikes
Renza - April 1, 2013, 2:18 pm
If he can take on the budget, politicians, and terrorists half as well as he deals with the undead and supernatural monsters, we'd be set.
Curlyrocks - April 1, 2013, 1:46 pm
Librals would never accept him and next thing you know there will be a ban on chainsaw hands, elvis and one liners.
Brawler - March 15, 2013, 12:04 pm
Shop smart, shop S-mart :)
Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:32 am
He'd do a better job than Bush for sure. And the gun nuts would love him running around yelling "this is my boomstick!"
Cannabal - March 14, 2013, 4:06 pm
Hail to the motherf***in' king!
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 1:34 pm
Only if you freshen him up a bit first.


"OBAMA'S WORST NIGHTMARE " - “We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.” G.Patton.


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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:55 pm
America's worst nightmare. This country would be a mushroom cloud in under a month


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 5:42 pm

Told ya so! :)
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:20 pm
I now see this is a different BG, I thought it was the one that was sh** last week, my bad.....
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:19 pm
No Moooooooo, I had it right.....
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:18 pm
The FBI says it appears the agents opened fire on each other of friendly fire. http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/19796632/utah-funeral-set-for-border-patrol-agent-thursday
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:18 pm
Ivie was sh** to death last week near the Mexican border as three agents responded to an alarm that was triggered by a sensor aimed at detecting smugglers. A second agent was wounded.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:08 am

I think you're mixing up two different events.
SethMythrax - October 10, 2012, 11:09 pm
I didnt hear that Mooooooo, just that he may n=have been sh** by his fellow guard when they went to check out the alert....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2012, 6:52 pm

The border guard pictured above was sh** with an ak47 That doesn't sound like friendly fire to me.
SethMythrax - October 9, 2012, 6:31 pm
Too bad the berder cop was sh** & killed by his own buddy & nothing to do with Fast & Furious.....


DON'T FEAR THE REAPER - This Administration needs more Cowbell. Where's Christopher Walken when you need him?




RELAX - We're just here to celebrate our diversity


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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:51 pm
ironic part, their second greatest prophet said to love your enemy


SLOGAN - behold another downgrade 2008 Change We Can Believe In 2012 I'm Frustrated And So Are You




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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 8:23 am
The rational know that Sarah Palin said That you could see part of Russia from part of Alaska. Tina Fay said "I cans see Russia from my house." as a partisan attack on Palin guaranteeing a career for a talentless moron


MEGADOUCHE -


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rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:34 am

we are, and this is a commentary about current events in Russia (or whatever they call themselves this week) The band & the person are real names so this is deemed OK.
crankyhead - September 22, 2012, 10:49 am
Yep, that's exactly who that is. =)
SethMythrax - September 22, 2012, 5:52 am
isnt that Dave Mustaine of Megadeth?, hahahaha......
JGalt - September 21, 2012, 10:52 pm
I thought you were supposed to keep it clean in here!


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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:18 pm
Both Sarah and Rick could be used as evidence that humans don't evolve.


CRAZY BUT FUNNY - Yep, that's how we like 'em.




DEAD PEOPLE - Voting Democrat for years.




happy labor day -




" FARMERS POINT OF VIEW " -




LIVIN LARGE - Expensive massages, top shelf vodka and five-star hotels: FLOTUS is accused of spending $10million in public money on her vacations


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MashiMashi - November 10, 2012, 4:42 pm
BALLER!


White Lives Matter -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - There is no depth to which a liberal will not go to protect themselves from having to reconcile with truth




== OBOZO == - "The confidence of the people will easily be gained by a good administration. This is the true touchstone." -- Alexander Hamilton --




TEACH A MAN TO FISH - He'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and he'll vote for Democrats to keep giving him fish.




SURVIVAL INSTINCTS - so easy a liberal SHOULD understand it. (that is, without the daily KOS kool-aid)




No mystery to Boston bombings -




OBAMA'S PLAN - Yeah, its that simple- no more deductions for your mortgage, property taxes, charitable deductions, work uniforms, etc. To the tune of about $100/week higher taxes for most middle class families...




CANADIAN HEALTH CARE - It's great until you need it.




OUR CONSTITUTION - Was Made Only for a Moral And Religious People




Got 99 problems -




NATIONAL EMERGENCY - Obama Frantically calls donors from Air Force One. "They're going to run congress and the White House"




WAAA!! LOOK WHAT I INHERITED? -




1100 BC -




ACORN: STEALING ELECTIONS - SINCE 1970. OBAMA is ACORN, ACORN MEANS CORRUPTION! ACORN: Another Corrupt Obama Radical Network. ABOLISH ACORN


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Reality Lord - September 5, 2012, 7:55 pm

ny god this is crap. broken english; outdated cliches; tunnel of a previous poster. crapololololola
Reality Lord - September 5, 2012, 7:54 pm

it's like they eject your brains in here. you must obey and follow our rules. they bad ...we good. vote bad people down. i got a better idea...hows about you vote good posters up and ignore the clique alliances
Reality Lord - September 5, 2012, 7:53 pm

voting along partisan lines encourages this guy to continue posting very bad posters. if you give him a 5L it's like saying "god i wish my name was on this" do you really want your name on this dude? would you make this crap? really?


TWO DOWN - One to go.




DAMN!! - Rachel Maddow did once look like a girl




FAILURE - it takes one to know one




HE LED A GREAT CAMPAIGN - Unfortunately that was no measure of any actual leadership skills.




AENOTUS - Alfred-E.-Newman-of-the-United-States.




DICTATORSHIP - A POLITICAL SYSTEM WHERE THE LEADER CAN MAKE THE LAWS AND THE LEADER CAN ALSO BREAK THEM




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MUCH NEEDED R & R FROM CHANGE - It is time to Recover from the Change.. It is time for TRUE Leadership! Vote Romney/Ryan on 11-6-2012




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ChadAllen - April 22, 2013, 11:08 pm
He looks more like Al Franken's illegitimate bastard son.


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